I am sharing with you a joke that I have just read, which illustrated how the English language was abused to make you laugh.

Court Scene

Witness: Pagkatapos namin kinuha ang pera niya naghiwa-hiwalay na kami.

Interpreter: After we took his money, we sepa-separated.

In this joke, the translation was done literally. Though it sounded funny, it is still incorrect.